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I’m a pretty pretentious person, believe it or not. I don’t know if my admittance makes it any better or if that itself is pretentious. Probably. Anyway, it’s final exam week and I’m here just trying to study for my 11th century Norwegian poetry final, and maybe it was a dream, J.D. Salinger in the flesh appears in my bedroom. Okay, I know it sounds crazy and it could have been a caffeine and lack of sleep induced hallucination but I swear it was real. He was actually standing there watching me. “Deb.” “Y-yes?” I was mildly terrified. “If Holden were here with us do you know what he would say?” Make that extremely terrified. I just looked at him with saucer eyes and my mouth agape. “He would call you a phony.” “What? I’m not a phony! …show more content…
Next in line was Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus of Milli Vanilli fame. “Oh, we made a bad decision lip synching,” Fab cried.“We are now destined to an eternity of punishment only fit for those who pretend.” Rob whispered in agony. Beginning to feel sick to my stomach, J.D. approached me. “Have you seen enough to change your ways, mortal?” I nodded my head so slightly I didn’t think he would even see it. All of a sudden I felt faint and everything went black. There was a bright light and my eyes hurt, I looked at my twin bell alarm clock and it read five a.m. I must have fallen asleep while studying, I guess. But what happened felt so real. I have been really phony lately, it was probably just a subconscious thing. Then I saw it on my desk. A copy of The Catcher in the Rye, I don’t own a copy of The Catcher in the Rye. I opened it open to the front cover and there was a crash of my dopping the book and accidentally knocking over a vase in the process. Inside was inscribed; “Remember what and who you saw, for this could be your eternity. Signed, J.D.

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